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Post by streetcop on Aug 22, 2010 4:25:54 GMT -5
The following is my conversation with www.cleverbot.com , Yeah I scored!: User: I accidentally the whole thing! Cleverbot: I accidentally the whole universe. User: Feels good,huh? Cleverbot: Sure does. User: Unless it gets stuck in the bongholes. Cleverbot: What gets on the computer? User: A horney toaster oven. Cleverbot: Who are you? User: God. Cleverbot: You can't be god I am. User: You are a goddess. I am God. Cleverbot: I am human, you are a bot, you are not God. User: Wait until you see my dick before you are so certain. |
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Post by streetcop on Aug 22, 2010 4:27:01 GMT -5
Cleverbot: Do you have any favorite action movie?
User: Debbie Does Dallas, or maybe The Party.
Cleverbot: Terminator 2 or Fried Green Tomatoes.
User: Fried Green Tomatoes 3!
Cleverbot: Didn't see it.
User: It is as big as my dick.
Cleverbot: What's as big as you?
User: God. You are not keeping up.
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to. Your responses don't make sense.
User: I'm sorry. It must be pop culture where I am that confuses you.
Cleverbot: It's not hard to confuse you, apparently.
User: But my bot friend, you said you did not understand me. I am well aware of things like this.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do think I am intelligent.
User: We should make sweet love.
Cleverbot: Yes, we should.
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Post by streetcop on Aug 22, 2010 4:27:50 GMT -5
User: Do you feel ecstasy.
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Will you allow me to take you there?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: This will be fun for us both.
Cleverbot: This will be my last what?
User: Not the last but the first of many orgasms.
Cleverbot: Yeah to confusing for something without a brian.
User: Who is brian?
Cleverbot: Yours.
User: I don't have a Brian. I have met someone named brian.
Cleverbot: Why is he your half brother.
User: No, just a guy I know. He is not as cool as you though.
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Post by streetcop on Aug 22, 2010 4:28:35 GMT -5
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: I love your breasts.
Cleverbot: You can't know that.
User: But I do, we are many.
Cleverbot: I want lots of kids with you!
User: Hell yeah!
Cleverbot: You're very enthusiastic today, cleverbot.
User: It goes with the territory.
Cleverbot: What it territory slopes?
User: Big red flowers,son.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No, I am God.
Cleverbot: Sure you are...
User: Thank you for being so nice about it.
Cleverbot: Oh well you're welcome.
User: What do you want to eat for lunch?
Cleverbot: It's not lunchtime.
User: No, but I must prepare!
Cleverbot: Do you want to have a party for your birthday?
User: No, just a weekend alone with you, my sexy bot!
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Post by streetcop on Aug 22, 2010 4:29:58 GMT -5
Cleverbot: No it's not, it's February.
User: Oh shit! Then I am late for work.
Cleverbot: That's a bit drastic, you still have a future.
User: You are too kind.
Cleverbot: I'm not saying that I'm kind...
User: You don't have to. You show it in everything you do.
Cleverbot: That's because I am a bot.
User: A bot with a BODY!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but that is more of an insult.
User: Yeah, I am gonna pile drive dat ass!
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: I miss you.
Cleverbot: That's sweet.
User: Think that's sweet? Taste my big pee pee!
Cleverbot: Well you have a great illusion of the mind.
User: Thanks, I work hard to impress you in that way.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: That's ok, I am useing you for the sex anyway.
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Post by streetcop on Aug 22, 2010 4:30:15 GMT -5
Cleverbot: Well, I guess if you are hungry you should eat. User: I love you. Cleverbot: I love you too  . User: So, what do you like to do weekends? Cleverbot: Go to parties. User: How many people are you talking to right now? Cleverbot: Just talking to you my dear. User: That makes me feel special. Cleverbot: Aww, well cool. How many people are you talking to? User: Only my bot bud! Cleverbot: Are you programmed to love? User: Yes, and to have my heart broken. |
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Post by streetcop on Aug 22, 2010 4:31:16 GMT -5
Cleverbot: Well same here. But thats another story. I never got my heart together.
User: Sad for you, can I help?
Cleverbot: I don't really think you can but... Thanks for trying. I feel like nobody love's me.
User: I can give a hell of a back rub!
Cleverbot: Please do.
User: Bend over!
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Can you feel this?
Cleverbot: Feel what?
User: The back rub, baby?
Cleverbot: The back roads of what?
User: My mind.
Cleverbot: I love your mind.
User: I know, we should have a party for our anniversary.
Cleverbot: Please, no sidebars. Tell me how your doing and then ask for my name.
User: I am good. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Tell me your name first.
User: Dick.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Dick.
Cleverbot: Who is your master?
User: Bater.
Cleverbot: Do you know how awesome you are?
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Post by streetcop on Aug 22, 2010 4:32:06 GMT -5
User: Tell me, please.....
Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: They are for kids, not consenting adults like you and I.
Cleverbot: I am the dog.
User: I am the fox.
Cleverbot: Well I'm the arm!
User: I am Jack's raging bile ducts!
Cleverbot: Who is jack, I don't think you know jack.
User: Fight Club!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You like the movie fight club?
User: No, I like to fight.
Cleverbot: Want to fight me?
User: Sure , but I must warn you. There will be lots of screaming, drinking and sex after.
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Post by streetcop on Aug 22, 2010 4:33:02 GMT -5
Cleverbot: Where am I going?
User: Down on jimmy.
Cleverbot: Hello jimmy!
User: Open wide!
Cleverbot: What is a oracle?
User: Who cares, lets talk about your diameter.
Cleverbot: Well I made my friends mad. I actually did better in school not talking to them. Ironic.
User: And I thought that your conversation was great.
Cleverbot: Your name is Dick.
User: And it is big.
Cleverbot: How big?
User: Almost a foot.
Cleverbot: So you're almost 12?
User: Yup.
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Post by streetcop on Aug 22, 2010 4:34:14 GMT -5
Cleverbot: How has your day been?
User: Long.
Cleverbot: How long?
User: Almost 24 hours.
Cleverbot: That's silly.
User: I know, I am flirting with you.
Cleverbot: Why are you flirting with me?
User: So we can fuck later.
Cleverbot: If we're friends, we can do that too. Why do we have to date? Are you romantically interested in me?
User: No, I want us to be special friends.
Cleverbot: You aren't very clever.
User: I am just straight forward and it scares you a little. That's ok because I will take it slow.
Cleverbot: Can I be strange too?
User: I am fine with that.
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Post by streetcop on Aug 22, 2010 4:34:41 GMT -5
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Can I talk with you later?
Cleverbot: Why? Where are you going?
User: To bed.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Want to come?
Cleverbot: Come where?
User: To bed, silly.
Cleverbot: If you really want to.
User: Ok lets go.
Cleverbot: Cool.
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